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Since the world ends in 2 days...

**Disclaimer- this post is meant to be funny. Please don't think that this is in any way serious or take it out of context.

Matthew 24:36 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
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So people are losing their mind, like they did with the Rapture, Y2K, and I'm sure a million times before, about the world ending. This has got my mind racing about all the questions that I have yet to answer in my short lifetime!! Get ready, this is a glimpse into my mind, well more so what Coach has to deal with on a daily basis.

When we are 80, will oldies be the oldies we knew as 'oldies' or will it be like Backstreet Boys, Lady Gaga and Chris Brown? I'm fine with either as long as it's less Chris Brown and Lady Gaga and more BSB!


How will people dance 30 years from now? Dance evolution has gone from 3 foot rule (leave room for Jesus!) to basically, well.. you know. I hope it goes to strictly robot dance moves. I can only hope...

Will the Astros ever have a winning season again?

When will women finally understand that leggings are not pants?!?! Don't get me wrong, they look great under shorter dresses/skirts, but come on guys!! Maybe the reason I have such an issue with this is because I simply don't have the cojones to wear them as pants. Let's just call this one a draw.

When will I not find children falling hysterical?!? I'm not talking about seriously injuring themselves, I'm talking about videos like this one below. Don't judge me. I literally cannot help but die laughing. And this kids was fine, I checked.


Will I ever become an Ol' lady, like Gemma Teller in SOA? And if not, will Coach call me his Ol' lady just to make me feel better about us not joining a biker gang?


Wasn't our planet supposed to look like The Jetson's at this point? Where are the flying cars? Where is my robot maid, Rosie? All I'm saying is that I wish scientists and other smarties would stop working on IPhones and SmartCars and get on this...


Here's hoping we make it through Friday, and if we don't, well.. it's not like we'll live to complain about it! And in case you hadn't seen the weekend forecast, here it is. Enjoy and good luck!





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  1. HILARIOUS! Seriously where is my robot maid?!?!? Oh and no worries, I'm a mommy and I STILL find children falling hysterical... unless they are really injured in which case my laughter quickly evolves into an "Oh CRAP!!" LOL

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